Two year olds want to do EVERYTHING themselves (& I do mean everything)
Daisies can live forever in a milk storage bottle with a little water on my windowsill
Puke washes out pretty easily
No one on the road respects a wild-haired lady in a silver minivan
Even though something might read, "No children please, no child care provided", people still bring their kids
Poop can be sticky or dry, mushy or hard, dependent on the last food fed to a baby
Someone needs to invent a way to turn dirty diapers into fuel (I can provide the world's supply of diapers)
Most things kids learn are things you didn't teach them (not too bad now, terrible in puberty years)
Not everything on Dr. Phil will work
My kids are good
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