Hot Buns Contest

There's some dive across the street from Walmart... called the Magic Carpet or something cheesy & gross like that.
Tonight, their marquee read, 'Hot Buns Contest'. Upon reading it, hot husband turned to me & said, "Hot Buns Contest....You should enter."
I laughed weakly & said, "Yah, right."
He started to argue with me about my derriere & that's when I reminded him...
"Day Old Bread."