Things I've Recently Learned

• Kid's pee is very yellow (especially on tan carpet).
• Little girl toes don't stay painted long.
• I'd pay $1,000 for my kids to start sleeping through the night (we decided that since we don't have $1,000, that I would be willing to have one of my toe nails pulled out, which really hurts by the way).
• Barney is ageless.
• VCRs are not obsolete.
• The french fry is Flynn's favorite veggie (yes it is so a veggie).