12.23.2007

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE ASYLUM

Schizophrenia---- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?
Amnesia-- I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic-- Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic-- Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And...........
Multiple Personality Disorder----We Three Queens Disoriented Are
Paranoid---Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us
Borderline Personality Disorder--- You Better Watch Out, You Better not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why
Full Personality Disorder--- Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jing le Bells, Jingle Bells
Agoraphobia---I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
Senile Dementia---Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe
Oppositional Defiant Disorder---I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
Social Anxiety Disorder---Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
Attention Deficit Disorder--We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's Snowing!!
I'm a little of the 11th & a lot of the 14th

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