Pet Peeves

1. When people who have (very obviously) poor taste & then they proceed to (attempt to) poke fun at your style or preference at different 'things' - like the love of the color orange, or orange + brown. (I'd give examples but those persons could be readers).


2. When: iTunes is set at random, the kids aren't home, I have the speakers blasting AND I call the dr's office to ask the dr a question & right as the nurse is jotting down my info, BABY GOT BACK by SIR MIX A LOT comes blasting down the hall. Small house = not being able to get far enough from the lyrics, "With a round thing in. your. face."


3. When that same call turns into you sitting there on hold, while the said nurse s l o w l y jots down your exactly what she plans to tell the dr (can't she do this after you hang up?).


4. "The neighbors" 's Christmas lights still on their house.


5. Mud.


6. Baby weight, when the 'baby' is 2.


7. Bills.


8. Living 20 minutes away from everything.


9. Crumbs.


10. Windows that aren't self-cleaning.


11. People who aren't helpful but want to tell you how they think it should be done.


12. Whining. (just for clarification, lists of pet peeves aren't whining).


13. When the iTunes is rocking out, then a stupid song from Spamalot (hubby's) pops up. Killjoy.


14. Waits at restaurants.


15. Small closets.


16. Stinky trashcans.


17. Little pieces of toys that get separated from the rest of the "group."
18. People who play 'devil's advocate' when all you want to do is vent.
19. Auto-formatting.
20. When someone almost hits you, it's totally their fault, then they flip YOU off.
21. When the kids accidentally lock themselves in their rooms (or maybe I don't mind it so much).
22. Cheating.
23. Procrastination.
24. Sneakiness.
25. Buying 'bad' produce.
26. When the kids argue.
27. Dirty Public restrooms.
28. Jealousy.
29. satan.
30. Butters. (not margarine; line jumpers)
31. People who pull up & honk, instead of getting their lazy behind out of the car & ringing the bell.

I think 31 is enough. Kinda like Baskin Robbin's flavors. Except my 31 aren't sweet, nor are they fattening.

If my list has made you crabby, watch this and you'll cheer up instantly. Thank God for light sabres....they aren't on my pet peeves list.