2.01.2008

How to Make a Snow Angel in 3 Easy Steps

First, find a spot of snow that's clean & never been stepped in. Plop your body down, as if the snow is so cushiony, it won't hurt.
Sprawl your arms & legs out & begin to flag them, thus creating wings & an angel's dress (even though, biblically, angels are men).

Then, make a big face, try with all your might! And voila! An angel!! and other tales of snow...
Have your mom go down with you on a snow saucer...she's heavy & it'll go really fast. Then, tell her she needs to invest in boots & coveralls.
And a bubby who wants to do what HE wants to do.
And nothing else.But his piggies & legs stayed warm, because he's wearing his sissy's soccer socks.

1 comment:

4under3 said...

Phew...I'm tired out just looking at all the fun you had. These days, I can't imagine flagging.with.all.my.might in untouched snow. That is, unless it's to shovel my way out of our snowed in driveway in efforts to get me a Triple Grande nonfat Caramel Macchiato.

Glad you had fun. And too too too funny about brotha doing his OWN thing.