What Makes a Good New Year's Party?

If you throw together a last minute New Year's Eve party, it's essential that you have a few of the following.
#1 (not pictured) PIGS IN A BLANKET
#2 A GIRL WITH REALLY LONG ARMS

#3 SUPER OLD BLOWERS FROM LORD ONLY KNOWS WHERE (whether or not they still work is totally optional)

#4 CAFFEINATED SODA

#5 A CUTE BOY WITH A GUITAR (pls don't tell him that it's not really GUITAR HERO compatible)

#6 HANNAH MONTANA CUTE GIRL WITH GUITAR & HEADSET

#7 KIDS THAT WILL STAY UP TIL MIDNIGHT, BLOWING THE CHEAP HORNS & A SUPER LOAD SOCCER HORN

#8 PEOPLE WHO HAVE COMMITTED THEIR LIFE & SPARE TIME TO MASTERING GUITAR HERO

#9 A NANA WHO OWNS GUITAR HERO & WHO DOESN'T MIND NOT ONLY BRINGING IT OVER, BUT DOING A BLONDIE SONG WHILE SHE'S THERE

#9 LOTS OF PILLOWS FOR THE NON-NEIGHBORS TO SPEND THE NIGHT