Awesomeness of the Day

Gabe going poo-poo & not bothering to tell me....

You see, Gabe does not wipe himself after BMs. At least not effectively.

And when he "tracked" me down in the kitchen. And told me, "Momma, POOPY!" It alarmed me. And I wheeled around to see ------

Fecal matter on his backside. And I mean BACKside (as in, his BACK). His legs. His feet. And somehow,
his arm. (how??)

And when I traced his "steps", I found it all over the toilet I just SCRUBBED (literally, with a toothbrush while they bathed last night).

So, apparently, he thinks it's cool to just slide on off the toilet & go about his day, after any toileting activity; despite our constant pleadings to 'PLEASE!, yell for us!!'.

I almost took photos, for the sake of documenting. But I decided against it.

AWESOME.